Armenia asks for another war If GALLUP says the truth

The results of another sociological survey in Armenia, like a laboratory diagnosis, once again document the deep crisis of the "country of rocks" in various spheres, especially in politics.

About 82 per cent of the Armenian population rejects Nikol Pashinyan's statement about Karabakh's recognition as a part of Azerbaijani territory.  Some 86 per cent of respondents do not imagine the future of Karabakh Armenians within Azerbaijan, according to the results of the survey conducted by the Armenian office of "GALLUP International Association". The sure ed questioned 1,100 respondents.

In principle, their agreement or disagreement is of little importance: the last word is always the one of the Azerbaijani army, which is ready to warm up at any moment.

Insolence must be punished. And punishing impotent insolence is a pleasure.

Are the neighbours relying on Indian artillery or help from France? Or have they decided to go to Azerbaijan for another fight, after shaking the mark of the forty-fourth size army boot off their pants? How will they be crossing the border? Will it be through the checkpoint in Lachin?

I don't think so, not everyone is allowed into Azerbaijan, and in case of provocations at the border, the consequences will not make them wait. There is no point in playing nice, because practice shows that you only understand the language of the "Iron Fist". You’ll see Harop and Bayraktar then.

Do you want Karabakh? Come and take it, as it was once said at the battle of Thermopylae. It will be interesting to count the number of dissenters among those surveyed who will run to take Karabakh. I advise you not to forget about the deserters, as many as 11 thousand.       

Well, of course, they were surveyed by the whole Gallup.  But I hasten to disappoint both the respondents and that international association: your votes don't solve anything. And we will definitely make you tear down the "Nemesis" monument and erase the words "miatsuma" from the declaration of Independence. Because "at the sight of a functioning ammunition, all constitutions are contemptible."

Please remember and don't get worked up, lest it be like last time. We've got room in the Trophies of War Park for another shipment of armour. I don't think we've got any Indian guns in there yet, but that's all right. And we won't sign a peace treaty with Armenia until there is no Azerbaijani administration in Khankandi. Don't try to understand this, just remember it. Until then you will sit on the sidelines of all communications, and once again you will be among the losers.

And stop that bravado, I will remind you of the story of a man who used to dance quite dashingly in our Shusha too. He used to dance in a circle dance. Now remember how, after this dance, the whole of Armenia danced to our Polonez multiple rocket launcher. Didn't you smash that man's residence instead of going to the front in columns? Yes, it was you, don't look away.

So answer Gallup, because your opinion doesn't decide anything. At all. Not at all.